Move along; nothing to see here.

Or IS there??

No, really. There's nothing here.

What, you don't trust me?

Oh you do? Then why are you even reading this?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

VERY disturbing.

I'm not really sure what you're trying to accomplish...

WHOA! Is that a spider on your head?

I need some WATER-MALONE!

The end.

Really? Stop scrolling and go do something productive.

There really truly is nothing past this text. Scout's honor.

FINE. By the way, if you're reading from a phone, turn it sideways to landscape. Thank you.

Now back to portrait.

No really, it needs to be in landscape for what is(N'T) down there.


Lacey Campbell,

You are the most important person in my life. You are the reason I strive to be a better man. We have the most incredible relationship. One that I never thought was even possible. True Love, and I mean that in the most corny, romantic comedy, mushy, floating in the freezing ocean while the Titanic sinks behind us kind of way. You have brought joy, laughter, and immeasurable happiness into my life. I never want to be without you...